Banish cake chopping at weddings — friends already know 2 grown adults can use a knife

• Weddings come loaded with traditions, and never all of them are equal. 
• One of many worst must be cake-cutting, the place the couple slices right into a cake you most likely will not eat.
• A cake’s solely goal is sustenance for powering via a Britney Spears combine on the dance ground.

Weddings are about your friends.

Quite a lot of married {couples} don’t even bear in mind the small print of their nuptials because it all can really feel like a blur when you find yourself those really getting married. The friends, nonetheless, need to eat good meals, drink good alcohol, and dance to good music. 

Which is why it is so irritating when the DJ stops taking part in “Hips Do not Lie” to halt the proceedings and have you ever focus your consideration on some dimly lit nook of the venue so you possibly can watch your pals awkwardly lower a cake. 

{Couples}: Cease doing this! Cake is not even a high 10 dessert.

Who’re we kidding, cake is solely not an higher crust dessert. It is mid at greatest.

There’s approach an excessive amount of variability with flavors, textures, and fillings. And muffins are the final word deceivers — one thing seems vanilla after which it is a horrible coconut meringue, or a chocolate frosting exterior is definitely a raspberry-filled inside nobody requested for.

Get artistic! Ice cream? Chocolate-covered Oreos? Churros? Do it! These are unbelievable, crowd-pleasing hit desserts — and guess what? Nobody stops the bridge of “Phone” to cross these out and you’ll snack on a  churro whereas re-creating the Monster Ball’s authentic choreography. 

So subsequent time you are getting married, think about passing on the cake chopping and swapping in a enjoyable, transportable dessert. Spare us the awkward spectacle and reward our style buds for shelling out cash to schlep to your venue.