‘Sandy Mounds’: Paige Spiranac Releases Stripper Mockumentary Impressed By ‘Spinal Faucet’

Social media influencer Paige Spiranac launched a mockumentary Friday satirizing her tough transition from skilled golfer to skilled stripper.

Spiranac, who wrote and directed the satirical movie, says she was impressed by “Spinal Faucet,” one in every of her favourite films.

Though satirical, the video addresses actual points Spiranac has handled, together with her makes an attempt to change into knowledgeable golfer and the oftentimes harsh criticism she has obtained as a web-based character.

“It’s been a very lengthy journey. Clearly I had a once-professional golf profession, and crashed and burned publicly in entrance of everybody,” Spiranac mentioned. “I feel the final time individuals bear in mind me is crying throughout a press convention trigger I used to be simply such a nasty golfer, and I’ve been attempting to, like, discover my approach and determine it out and I’ve simply been seeing these feedback in all places.”

Spiranac goes on to notice social media feedback like, “Are you a golfer or are you a stripper?” led her to the conclusion stripping is perhaps her “calling.” (RELATED: Paige Spiranac New Tremendous Bowl LVII Reporting Gig)

“I really feel like my followers and, you already know, everybody on the Web was proper,” Spiranac tells the interviewer. “That I used to be born for this.”

Spiranac says she thought-about stage names like “Tits McGavin” and “Alpha Jugs” earlier than selecting “Sandy Mounds.”

However the transition from golfer to stripper was laborious. The video exhibits Spiranac scuffling with the stripper pole earlier than she had one designed like a graphite golf shaft.

Spiranac famous she “was coated in bruises and was so sore. Pole dancing is so laborious!”

“I’m probably not arrange to do that,” she mentioned. “I can’t dance. I’ve no higher physique power. We’ll see the way it goes. But when the followers and other people on the market suppose that I can do it, then I can do it.”

Spiranac tried to carry again tears earlier than saying, “If there’s one factor that might cease me it’s the truth that I can’t deal with stress.”

The mockumentary ends with Spiranac being booed off staged in a smokey strip membership earlier than textual content flashed on the display screen studying, “But once more, Paige suffered disappointment when she realized she wasn’t minimize out to be a stripper.”


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